May 2011
87 posts
May 25th
2,578 notes
May 22nd
18,906 notes
7 tags
May 6th
8 notes
5 tags
May 6th
5 notes
8 tags
May 6th
6 notes
8 tags
May 6th
8 tags
May 6th
8 tags
May 6th
3 notes
8 tags
May 6th
6 tags
May 5th
8 tags
May 5th
4 tags
May 5th
6 tags
May 5th
4 tags
May 5th
7 tags
May 5th
6 tags
May 5th
4 tags
May 5th
4 tags
May 5th
9 notes
6 tags
May 5th
May 4th
574 notes
4 tags
May 4th
3 tags
May 4th
4 tags
May 4th
4 tags
May 4th
11 notes
4 tags
May 4th
6 tags
May 4th
6 tags
May 4th
5 tags
May 4th
4 tags
May 4th
4 tags
May 4th
4 tags
May 4th
3 tags
May 4th
6 tags
May 4th
5 tags
May 4th
May 3rd
13,245 notes
4 tags
How do you know when to give up on someone?
May 3rd
5 tags
May 3rd
4 tags
May 3rd
5 tags
May 3rd
3 tags
How to piss people off!
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield...
May 3rd
4 tags
May 3rd
4 tags
May 3rd
3 tags
May 3rd
6 notes
3 tags
May 3rd
5 tags
May 3rd
3 tags
May 3rd
3 tags
May 3rd
4 tags
May 3rd
5 tags
May 3rd
3 tags
May 3rd